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Here’re the original writing notes behind volume 156:

• It’s revealed the Jennifer Gates only has a fake gay man husband

• It’s revealed that Abigail Jamison Clark (God) has been trying to be romantic and sexual with Phoebe Gates and Jennifer Gates as their daddy but they keep leaving her and it’s the last time they’re trying

• It’s revealed that Melinda French Gates raped, sexually assaulted, stabbed, berated, and hit Bill Gates the survivor on numerous occasions and Melinda is actually a old school nazi experiment herself

• Phoebe says “yeah so we know that and that’s throughly terrible. We’ve been horribly parented and abused by Melinda ourselves and you helped us know that with your writing and iMessages to us. Melinda wanted us to blame it on bill. When she bloodied her she’d say gangsters did it. That’s bullshit. Now, other gangsters don’t really exist and we love Feminist Mob. Melinda wanted us to racist…” and she keeps going for several more sentences about how things didn’t make any sense with an abusive catholic birth mom called Melinda and she thought she had to be a hated closeted lesbian woman for the rest of her life. “Ditto” Jennifer Gates says

• It’s revealed that after years of trying to be Jennifer and Phoebe’s sexual daddy and coparent them with Abigail’s best friend Bill Gates, Abigail offers again to be their new mother alongside their other mom Bill who is a trans woman

• Abigail Jamison Clark (God) turns to bill and asks her to re explain how Abigail Jamison Clark (God) being Jennifer and Phoebe’s mother would work. He explains: they would have to get their dna painlessly altered to not be attracted to Abigail at all. Also Abigail would do the same thing so that she’s not attracted to you

• “Me being your mother wouldn’t be sexual. It couldn’t be sexual. And everyone except my relatives including children and asexual people are attracted to me since I’m literally God

• “We know you’re God but when you say literally it hurts our feelings, as if we don’t know. Was that good showing my feelings mommy? I learned that from you when you were our daddy and from mama Bill. Also the Science channel.” - Jennifer Gates

• “Yes kiddo. So what do we think? Does this sound good to everyone?” Abigail says. Everyone says “yes” in unison and Abigail instructs her daughters to be at the table to begin their DNA treatment via their Hyperion® brain implants

• “Ta da!” Bill says with childhood joy he has no memory of but he feels not only that his soul is free but he is renewed. He’s a mother to his daughters with his plain old extraordinary best friend (non sexual) and they’re all part of Clark Royal Family®

• Happy funny surprise ending where Bill Gates has a transformation and acts as his future best self based on all information you can find about him including all interviews